Not out loud. Of course not! I've never been a swearer and even when I do, it just doesn't sound right. But I'm even more careful now knowing I have little ears listening to everything I am saying. So I'm not swearing out loud. But you better believe that as I was walking up the hill, I was coming up with some very creative and elaborate phrases that I won't repeat here because my mom reads this.
By the time I was going about my business (trying) as Xavi was yelling in tantrum #3, I was laughing at some of the things I was coming up with. But mostly it's along the lines of "are you _____ kidding me?"
Sure, i could come up with substitutes that aren't offensive expletives and maybe that is what will come out of my mouth but to get all the "junk" out? Nothing works quite like a good ol fashioned four letter word. At least in the safety of my skull...it has kept insanity at bay...well, at least for today. And today was a ________ doozy!